Vishvamitra poorNa kaNa (Higgs Boson) confirms the affirmations of the ecclesiastical Vedic philosophy

5 07 2012

There couldn’t possibly be a starker symbolism for such profuse vanity than the jubilation of the western world and their Indian compatriots after the ‘discovery’ of the Higgs Boson, emphatically called the God particle. As always, the blindness which has remained in the cultural roots of that civilization came out in open. But I would personally blame fellow Hindus for remaining ignorant about the sublime philosophy and highest level of mathematical sophistication that our Vedic civilization had achieved long ago. How else could we explain this phenomena of re-invention of wheel? Does it surprise you, O fellow Indian, that Higgs Boson, the name of which should have been Vishvamitra poorNa kaNa, was already mentioned in Rig Veda, the 10000 or more year old sacred philosophic and scientific text?

Let us begin with the very first verses of Rig Veda.

“agním īḷe puróhitaṃ”

The Indologist conspirators and the Macualay-Marxist traitors among our country men had long interpreted this as “Agni I invoke, the housepriest”. Every self-respecting Hindu should take this profane interpretation as an insult to our great civilization. In fact, the term agním should be interpreted taking into consideration the word aagneya which, is the direction of fire and one of the eight directions – the aShta digs. So are they referring to fire or the priest here? No, but the Western science discovered the eight-fold symmetry in the subatomic particles only after the American physicist Murray Gell-Mann, which he wrongly attributed to Buddhist eight-fold path. In fact, the subatomic symmetry was clearly known to our forefathers 10000 years ago. So agni is one of the directions of symmetry.

If we look closely at the next word puróhitaṃ, which again is misinterpreted as priest by the arrogant Europeans and ignorant Indians, it is the combination of pu and róhita, the former of which represent the ultimate masculine (or energy based) and the later points to the first rays or the red colour. It is not talking about a male who worships or performs in fire (red) but the source of all the cosmic radiations at the lowest range in the visible spectrum.

Reading together what we find is the ultimate subatomic symmetry and the source at the lowest scale or the fundamental explanation for matter. Now have a look at the word īḷe which again is misinterpreted by these anti-Indians as just a combining verb. īḷe means the missing link or the one which is not easily detectable. They even ignore the fact that in many Sanskrit abundant languages like Malayalam this word has a softened version ile, meaning ‘not there’. Clearly, they couldn’t have missed that Rig Veda starts with the mention of what these people today know as Higgs Boson. Surprised!

We could attribute these false interpretations to their lack of knowledge in spiritual matters and lack of depth in their philosophy, but how could they miss out the starting verses of Isha Upanishad:

Purnamadah Purnamidam
Purnat Purnamudachyate
Purnasya Purnamadaya
Purnameva Vashishyate
Om shanti, shanti, shanti

The infinity we are talking about is the universe and shanti, the basic unit which is missing cannot be anything but the so-called Higgs Boson. So let us take pride in our great civilization and achievements. Be a proud Hindu and say it aloud that we knew about Quantum Mechanics, particle physics, eight-fold symmetry, relativity, string theory and even Higgs Boson much before you people began to understand the laws of mechanics. We should rename this as ‘Vishvamitra poorNa kaNa’ giving credit to the author of the hymn or at least as ‘Vyasa Boson’ and start an online petition immediately. Every patriotic Hindu who respects his culture and its achievements should share this.

Jai Hind. Vande Maataram (three times)

Yours sincerely

Proud I-net Bharateeya

Edit 1: The actual name of this should have been ‘Vishvamitra poorNa kaNa’ which has been added to the title after a suggestion from a fellow Bhaarateeya. But even Vyasa Boson could be acceptable in the worse case although it will not be accurate.

PS: If people do not understand what tongue in cheek means, it is not my problem. 😉

© Some rights reserved. More masalafication permitted but the PS (and the whole BS) should be retained. Also published at Bodhicommons and as a facebook note.




10 responses

5 07 2012

the problem is the so called higgs scientists are taking all the credit as if they are the only once who ever knew about this particle why India does not claim to have such knowledge in the vedas ?

6 07 2012

ha ha ha.. but then wait. Ok, not vyasa Boson, but then may be ‘Vaca’ Boson. And this is serious. (No tongue in cheek) Have a look at this serious stuff

6 07 2012

Serious! Man you are damn seriously hilarious… I’m your fan now.

Actually I had already proved that standard model is mentioned in “Lord of the Rings” and that string theory is was lifted from “War and Peace”. But now I realise to be wrong for both Tolkien and Tolstoy lifted them from Vedas. Right you are.

6 07 2012

You got to read lot of my translations to really make sense of it. There are a lot in Vedas which we do not understand. But try this. Pick a fault in what was written there (from a scientific viewpoint).

When I landed on the Vyasa Boson, I thought I will make fun of myself with Vaca Boson. Otherwise it is real serious stuff dude..

6 07 2012

“Pick a fault in what was written there (from a scientific viewpoint)”- I would bet the same with my “Lord of the rings” depicture of the standard model and don’t you worry for it will be published in a comprehensive form soon. I am currently busy with some real work.

Thanks for spending a bit of your valuable time over my page. But for now, I would be happy with actually researching science. As a note, however I always wonder how amazingly could you guys identify the ideas contributed by modern science from scriptures or other arcane sources. If I could ask for a favour, please do find out a chaotic dynamical system formulation for turbulence from Vedas. It would save some of our time. Or may be just verify the new theory proposed by Hawkins on the formation and stability of blackholes. I’m pretty sure that all of them should be there in Vedas.

6 07 2012

I understand what you say and your angst. I understand that you are fed up with all the archaic explanations and claims that map every new bit of modern scientific findings into some very old arcane prose/poetry for which no one knows the real meaning. I was like you.

I think the right approach is to go ahead with science. I am doing these translations as I find there are several interesting points in Vedas that are scientific yet teaches us valuable lessons for life that makes our life more balanced.

6 07 2012

“I am doing these translations as I find there are several interesting points in Vedas that are scientific yet teaches us valuable lessons for life that makes our life more balanced.”

– As a matter of fact I would call that a biased and unscientific approach which serves only propaganda value or some ego boost. To quote a friend of mine:

“If you look between any two lines in RigVeda, you can see some free space.. this space is the symbolic premise that there is no need to mention what we already know… The energy that was not used to write between the lines symbolizes dark energy.. If you bend a piece of paper with those lines, you essentially prove that space is but curved..”

Unlike you, I was born and brought up in a religious family and in a community where people believed everything is out there in Vedas. I’m happy with science and Voodoo or Vedas doesn’t interest me remotely in any scientific context. Sure they are valuable historical documents. So you may go ahead with your “reverse engineering” and let me reman what I am. Thanks.

6 07 2012

Well, for long Vedic literature had lost its meaning and purpose and were ‘maintained’ and not understood by those people around you.

I am not providing some psuedo interpretations but providing normal translations about a subject, with a best-fit possibility independent of what Griffith, Max-mueller etc wrote.

I can appreciate your satirical take, but that also shows your ignorance about the subject.

Who knows..? When some principles that we find in these translations get validated by modern science, they will have their day.

And dude, I have no interest to convert you into anything.

Enjoy whatever u do..

Thanks for the space..

27 08 2012
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30 08 2012
karthika chandra

in bharatha, there is a lot of scope for this type of researches…to do this, first of all let us worship (by learning) samskrita

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